Reagan on Currency

And another thing about Reagan...

The Ivory Madonna is seeing all these proposals to put his picture on various denominations of currency. The quarter, the ten-dollar bill, the twenty-dollar bill, probably the American Eagle gold piece.

Here's an idea. Put Ronnie on the thousand-dollar bill. Then, all the rich conservatives and highly-paid lobbyists (who were the only people he cared about, anyway) will be able to see him whenever they want. And the rest of the country won't have to put up with him...because when are any of us ever going to have a thousand-dollar bill?

That's the way Ronnie himself would have wanted it....

M.

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The Ivory Madonna's story is told in Dance for the Ivory Madonna by Don Sakers.