Resolved...

The Ivory Madonna's New Year's Resolution for 2005:

This year, I will stop saying nasty things about people who aren't around...unless the things I say are terribly, terribly clever.

Previous resolutions:

2002: I will become a slob.
2003: Having become a slob, I will aspire to become a lazy slob.
2004: Having succeeded spectacularly in becoming a lazy slob, I resolve to become a fat, lazy slob.

-M

PS: See other blogger's resolutions at http://www.technorati.com/2005resolutions.html

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The Ivory Madonna's story is told in Dance for the Ivory Madonna by Don Sakers.