The Uproar Next Week

You think the uproar over President Obama's speech to schoolchildren was extreme? Just wait until next week.

The Ivory Madonna has learned that at noon on Monday, September 14, 2009, the White House intends to issue a statement that it is daytime.

Can't you just see Fox News and all the other conservative nutjobs frothing at the mouth?

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The Ivory Madonna's story is told in Dance for the Ivory Madonna by Don Sakers.
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